Hysterical Dog Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone by Felicia Lowenstein Niven

Author:Felicia Lowenstein Niven [Niven, Felicia Lowenstein]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780766059603
Publisher: Enslow Publishers, Inc.
Published: 2014-10-15T00:00:00+00:00

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How do fleas travel from place to place?

By itch-hiking!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

“Quit bugging me!”

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fleas.

Fleas who?

Fleased to meet you!

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What state has the most cats and dogs?

Petsylvania!

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Why did the cat run from the tree?

It was afraid of its bark!

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There once was a dog named Matt

Who thought that he was a cat.

When it came to how

He couldn’t meow,

Well, that was the end of that.

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